SmartAss

"Well, if you can't say something nice, come sit by me."

”Smartass”

Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?



Do you “Love the Nightlife?”

“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”


You wouldn’t like it anyway.

It’s like sausage—it’s good but don’t tell me what’s in it or how it’s made.


Captain Smartass, Spithead, The Quick Comeback Kid, Facetious Man


Don’t get ‘em all in one room

Smartass is no longer in publication



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